Amy Ephron weaves together the most insightful, profound, and just plain funny stories of her life to form a tapestry of a woman's experiences from childhood through young adulthood, marriage, divorce (and remarriage), and everything in between--an evocative and often piercing look at modern life.--From publisher description
Loose diamonds -- The Birdman -- Expensive shoes -- My afternoon with Squeaky Fromme -- Champagne by the case -- Labor Day -- Musical chairs -- Staying -- Security check -- Why I quit being psychic -- Post-modern life -- Egg cups -- My Filofax -- Nicknames -- Mistake shopping -- A love story -- Banana trees and bougainvillea -- I love Saks