So many good options for people you can sue! How about your kidnap victims for turning you in? They, like, totally promised they wouldn't! Or the parents of the suicidal man you happened to run over? They probably have some energy to spare! It's more suey-suey FTs on this episode of "The S&M Rants". Who's more deserving of the "FT of the Week" title? Imagine the pain of our Guest Judges, Ron âAAlgarâ Watt and Matt Rowbotham from "Sarcastic Voyage" as they help us crown the winner...
Plus: Learn the tell-tale sign that you're going to get robbed by a Craiglist date.